Monday, November 27, 2006

MAN DROUGHT UPDATE: Red Alert

Yup, the worst kept secret is out...

Generation XY is now in exile.

That's right! Every bloody one of us are now abroad, I mean, overseas!

We are going to take a break for a while while we pursue other interests. I will be pursuing one thing in particular! Wish me luck!

Thanks everyone for your loyal custom and your brilliant comments. We really enjoyed taking the piss out of everything and especially one class of people in particular -journos and pollies!

But don't worry, if anything happens in the news involving Labour politicians you can find all your answers by clicking on the flow chart below...


See ya for now and watch this space...

Sunday, November 26, 2006

POLL RESULTS: Who do you think will replace Helen Clark as Prime Minister



Check out the results of the tracking poll that has been going for six months now.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Generation XY Best Comment Award - November 2006

OK, we admit it has been a pretty crap month here at Generation XY. Ummm, well, Kiwi Bloke was a little, well, pre-occupied! Let's leave it at that shall we? Actually no, the bugger fell for an Aussie chick and now is moving abroad for a while! Heh. So much for the Man Drought!

OK, so the top ten for this month is...

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE #26: Winnie and a winner



10. Rebel Radius said...
One is standing at stud and the other is stuck in mud.

9. darren said...
One of them is a gelding.

8. toby1845 said...
One is an apolitical horse.The other is a political whore.

Suggest a caption #100...



7. andrewfalloon said...
"F**k tax cuts, I just voted myself a pay rise"

6. Rebel Radius said...
"Money, get away.Get a good job with good pay and you're okay.Money, its a gas.Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.New car, caviare, four star daydream,Think I'll buy me a football stadium."

5. burt said...
You guys just don't get it do you... If we don't eject Taito Field from the party this will cover the entire labour costs to tile all the toilets in the stadium.

Suggest a caption #98...



4. coge said...
Having dispensed the formalities, Barker gets down at Labours annual "Chicks with dicks" conference.

3. heatherskank said...
It was a long night of fisting for Labour MP Rick Barker.

2. Randominanity said...
Spot the bitch.



And this month's winner is...

Suggest a caption #98...



1. Whaleoil said...
Hey, Helen said we should court the "brown" vote.

Congratulations, mate! Well done! for your efforts you win a copy of the following book:



Please contact us to claim your prize.

Friday, November 17, 2006

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE #25: Proposed Auckland Waterfront Stadium and a bedpan

One of these is a flash in the pan, is a vent for hot air while the other stinks. Can you spot the difference?

MARKETING DISASTERS #17: The Auckland Waterfront Stadium

When the Government had the opportunity to pitch an idea, they chose an iconic design that will seal it's fate - going down the toilet. Oh dear! The price tag will give Aucklanders the shits!

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Suggest a caption #100...



Well, wouldn't ya know. 100 Suggest a captions! What a moment! And to celebrate the feat, Trevor Mallard is giving away the money he found in his letterbox this morning the day after his Auckland waterfront stadium announcement.

Nah, justing kidding! Suggest a caption...