MAN DROUGHT UPDATE: Red Alert

Yup, the worst kept secret is out...

Generation XY is now in exile.

That's right! Every bloody one of us are now abroad, I mean, overseas!

We are going to take a break for a while while we pursue other interests. I will be pursuing one thing in particular! Wish me luck!

Thanks everyone for your loyal custom and your brilliant comments. We really enjoyed taking the piss out of everything and especially one class of people in particular -journos and pollies!

But don't worry, if anything happens in the news involving Labour politicians you can find all your answers by clicking on the flow chart below...

See ya for now and watch this space...

POLL RESULTS: Who do you think will replace Helen Clark as Prime Minister

Check out the results of the tracking poll that has been going for six months now.

Generation XY Best Comment Award - November 2006

OK, we admit it has been a pretty crap month here at Generation XY. Ummm, well, Kiwi Bloke was a little, well, pre-occupied! Let's leave it at that shall we? Actually no, the bugger fell for an Aussie chick and now is moving abroad for a while! Heh. So much for the Man Drought!

OK, so the top ten for this month is...

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE #26: Winnie and a winner



10. Rebel Radius said...
One is standing at stud and the other is stuck in mud.

9. darren said...
One of them is a gelding.

8. toby1845 said...
One is an apolitical horse.The other is a political whore.

Suggest a caption #100...



7. andrewfalloon said...
"F**k tax cuts, I just voted myself a pay rise"

6. Rebel Radius said...
"Money, get away.Get a good job with good pay and you're okay.Money, its a gas.Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.New car, caviare, four star daydream,Think I'll buy me a football stadium."

5. burt said...
You guys just don't get it do you... If we don't eject Taito Field from the party this will cover the entire labour costs to tile all the toilets in the stadium.

Suggest a caption #98...



4. coge said...
Having dispensed the formalities, Barker gets down at Labours annual "Chicks with dicks" conference.

3. heatherskank said...
It was a long night of fisting for Labour MP Rick Barker.

2. Randominanity said...
Spot the bitch.

And this month's winner is...

Suggest a caption #98...



1. Whaleoil said...
Hey, Helen said we should court the "brown" vote.

Congratulations, mate! Well done! for your efforts you win a copy of the following book:

Please contact us to claim your prize.

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE #26: Winnie and a winner

Go for your life. Spot the difference...

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE #25: Proposed Auckland Waterfront Stadium and a bedpan

One of these is a flash in the pan, is a vent for hot air while the other stinks. Can you spot the difference?

MARKETING DISASTERS #17: The Auckland Waterfront Stadium

When the Government had the opportunity to pitch an idea, they chose an iconic design that will seal it's fate - going down the toilet. Oh dear! The price tag will give Aucklanders the shits!

Suggest a caption #100...

Well, wouldn't ya know. 100 Suggest a captions! What a moment! And to celebrate the feat, Trevor Mallard is giving away the money he found in his letterbox this morning the day after his Auckland waterfront stadium announcement.

Nah, justing kidding! Suggest a caption...

Suggest a caption #99...

OK, so here's Labour's Sue Moroney and Martin Gallagher. Who you ask? Well then, what's the purpose of this photo opportunity then? Suggest a caption...

STOP PRESS #36: Clinton embroiled in HIV epidemic

Found this article in Scoop. So Clinton is in Asia and there is an epidemic of the sexually transmitted disease, HIV. What's the link you ask? Not what you originally thought and there isn't an intern in sight! Hmmmm....

Suggest a caption #98...

Oh dear, how sad, never mind... Suggest a caption...

TOP TEN #43: Reasons why Labour are supporting a new stadium in Auckland

10=. A mysterious engineers’ union donation that put Labour back in the black.

10=. $800 million makes the pledge card debt look small.

9. Since 49% of New Zealanders receive government assistance (working for families, student loans or are civil servants), rugby supporters is enough support to entrench them in power.

8. They can blame rugby supporters for traffic congestion.

7. Helen has already secured the naming rights for the stadium.

6. $800 million makes the government 50.1% of GDP.

5. They can have a monopoly on stadium billboards when they call the next election.

4. Trevor Mallard can pop a giant Heineken at the opening.

3. Environment Minister Benson Pope will ensure the venue is ideal for ball sports.

2. Auckland Issues Minister Judith Tizard can have something to do.

1. It is not in Helen Clark’s electorate.

Can you think of any other reasons that we may have overlooked?

BEST OF THE BLOG #11: Tui Billboard

Saw this on Kiwiblog. Says it all, dunnit?

Can you think of anything more appropriate? Send it to Tui here.

WANKER OF THE WEEK #14: The entire bloody Press Gallery

WHERE DO I START???!!!!!

First, it transpires that the real reason why the Labour Party used taxpayer dollars to fund the pledge card was because they were broke. Did the media pick up on this and grill them? No!

Secondly, National can not pay back the accidental GST bill on their broadcasting because they would be breaking the law and be fined $100,000 on top of the $100,000 odd amount they overspent. When National offered to introduce legislation so they can pay the bill, Labour blocked it. Now Labour have passed a law legalising their illegal expenditure and are giving National shit about it their GST bill. And do you think the media have questioned the hypocrisy over this? Guess again!

Come on media, WAKE UP!!!

Can you think of any other recent examples?

Generation XY Best Comment Award - October 2006

OK, so now we’re up and going again. Whew!

WHAT A MONTH!!!! You guys have been at your best again! What great comments! It’s been great following the crap flying over there in Nu Zulland! Pretty nasty! But at least you guys have been keeping your comments brief and witty!

So here’s this month’s Top Ten…

10. Suggest a caption #97...



Randominanity said...
Ever get the feeling you're about to be plucked?

burt said...
Don't worry mate, tomorrow under urgency we will legislate that you have wings, AND have had wings since 1722.

Bugger Me! said...
When Treasury officials told Dr Cullen that exporters needed the kiwi to die, he was only happy to assist...

Randominanity said...
Q What's the similarity between a Kiwi and a tax gatherer?A None really, but they can both go shove their bills up their arses.

darren said...
First we stroke them affectionately.Then we give them a good buggering.

9. Suggest a caption #90...



Murray said...
Now make sure there isn't a table leg between it and the target this time!Nothing dangerous than a wounded socialist!

8. WANKER OF THE WEEK #11: Trevor Mallard and Pete Hodgson



pdq said...
Trevor is not dancing,he is demonstrating the Heineken manouvre.

7. Suggest a caption #93...



Rebel Radius said...
Helen's idea of emulating a working girl is as farcical as her handle on life !

6. Suggest a caption #96...



Whaleoil said...
Look mate, there's Helen playing "puppets" again with Judith.

4=. Suggest a caption #94...



burt said...
How would you like a piece of Fudge, Peter came back from the US with it, he had no trouble with customs because it was so well packed.

heatherskank said...
That'll be $3.50 thanks. No sorry we don't take EFTPOS but yes you can slap it on your Pledge Card.

3. Suggest a caption #91...



Bugger Me! said...
The mother was concerned when her son told her she got rear ended by Trevor Mallard.

2. CARNAL STUFF #8: The Spider-man Kiss.



Peter McK said...
Itsy winny spider climbing up the sewer,
He went Down on Helen and the Baubles all came out,
Out came the pledge card and dried up all the surpluses,
Now Itsy Winny spider went up the helens pants again!

And the winner is…

1. Suggest a caption #95...



coge said...
"Finally, a way for a socialist to get rich."

Congratulations Coge! Great comment! For your trouble you win the following book:

Please contact us to claim your prize. Keep those comments coming people!!!

P.S. The winner of the Ways Labour will pay it back Competition will be announced soon...

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Blogger Beta is shit!

If you have been wondering what the hell is going on at Generation XY we have been having a nightmare transition to the Blogger Beta.

We'll return to our regularly scheduled program and announce the monthly comments prize winner tomorrow now that I have got this blog going again.

TOP TEN #42: Names rejected for the new Auckland quarry suburb

If you haven’t been following the news (or you don’t really care), there is to be a new suburb in Auckland in the former Winstone quarry. The thousand of so houses planned there, no doubt it will make commuting to Auckland that little bit more pleasurable for the rest of us, being so close to so many congested motorways and Sylvia Park Mega Shopping Centre.

Anyway, they’re calling it Stonefields. Here are the top ten rejected names considered for the new suburb.

10=. Jafaville

10=. The Underground

9. Helengrad

8. The Shingles

7. Bankstown

6. Mordor

5. The Depression

4. The Piles

3. Bedrock

2. Hubbard’s Hole

1. The Pitz

Can you think of any other suggestions that should have been considered?

Suggest a caption #97...

How does the average kiwi feel today? Suggest a caption...